Alright Grandpa. Here are some facts about Me. Mommy says you get what you get because I am barely 100 days old, not enough for 100 facts. But I am more than 100 days old but she says you get my drift. And she says TOUGH BEANS!
1. When mommy and daddy tell people my name they never understand...people always think my name is Ryland. What weirdos.
2. My middle name is Michael, named after my two grandpas, my uncle Seth’s and my dad’s middle name. (sorry grandpa claybrook and uncle Seth, we had to spell it a little different. The “a” won out by my daddy.)
3. My parents were going to name me Dagon Carter, and mommy even called me Dagon for a couple weeks after I was born. But I guess that’s gonna be a little brothers name someday. Lucky duck.
4. I was the fattest baby EVER! Even though I was less than 8 lbs when I was born. I quickly tipped the scales.
5. People say I look like my daddy, but mommy says it’s just because I look bald like he is.
6. I do a tremor shake like Aunt Shyanne used to do when she was little and it’s so funny! I even make myself laugh when I do it!
7. I like to push toy cars up my arms and over my head. My parents do it, and I just copy them. They are weird.
8. I love to blow raspberries, but I end up getting slobber and snot all over my nose because it tickles too much.
9. I fart A LOT! I guess I’m a boy through and through.
10. My sister calls me Rylo Beano and I love it.
11. I have the same birthday as my Aunt Sally. What a lucky girl!
12. I love to suck my thumb. And I love to hold blankets when I do. Just call my Linus. But for me, any blanket will do. If my blankets aren’t around, sometimes I’ll crawl to the dirty clothes pile and find a sock or a washcloth. Mommy doesn’t like when I do that though, I don’t know why. I think they smell fine!
13. Mommy seems to have lost my birth certificate, so I have no idea what time I was born or exactly how much I weighed. But she does know my birthday thank goodness!
14. I weigh only 5 lbs less than my older sister and she is 3 years older! Way to go Me! Football linebacker in progress.
15. I sleep on my tummy with my bum in the air. But what little kid doesn’t, right?
16. I sleep FOREVER! I am just like my mommy. Sometimes I sleep for 15 hours in a row at night. Though mommy told me to make sure you know that she doesn’t sleep that long though she sometimes wishes she could. (she says she promises she doesn’t….)
17. I have high pitched screaming contests with my older sister and I always win! (is that something I should be bragging about?)
18. I used to have 5 fat rolls around my knees. I got pinched a lot too…but I have slimmed down, I promise!
19. I am 423 days old
20. Or you could say I am 1 yr. 1 mo. And 29 days old.
21. OR you could say I am roughly 60 weeks old.
22. OR you could say I am roughly 10,152 hours old.
23. OR you could say I am roughly 609,120 minutes old.
24. OR you could also say I am roughly 36,547,200 seconds old. I say roughly b/c again, mom lost my birth certificate.
25. I love to eat shoes. I have a shoe fetish. Anyone that knows me well knows this. Mommy says please put your shoes away when I am around.
26. I scream bloody murder when mommy lays me down in the bathtub. A cup of water poured on my head please.
27. I LOVE to throw things away! Just ask my Aunt Sally and Uncle Jake! I threw away a measuring cup and one of their pens and several other undisclosed items that will forever remain unknown. I love to throw away my shoes too and any other toy I carry near the garbage. If I am around, be prepared to go dumpster diving!
28. I love pasta! Pasta and cheese. No wonder I’m fat. Ooh, and peanut butter too. I’m definitely a Claybrook.
29. I still have only 4 teeth. This fact aggravates mommy sometimes. She thinks it takes too much time to cut my food up really small.
30. I love playing with my sisters kitchen set and food. It really does taste good! Maybe I will be like my daddy and love to cook someday.
31. I will not willingly leave our back patio and venture into the grass/weeds/dirt. Though I will play with all of the above when Kadence brings me some. Daddy says “attaboy” when I eat it though. Mommy just rolls her eyes.
32. I love to bounce and bob my head when music is on. Sometimes just bob my head. I am cool like that.
33. I have blue eyes.
34. I have ten fingers.
35. I have ten toes.
36. I have blonde hair.
37. I wear size 18 month clothes and going on size 2T.
38. I wear size 6 shoe. Kadence wears size 8. I’m catching up!
39. I love to share. Then take things back.
40. I have learned that if you pull your sisters hair and scream, then you usually get what you want! But she’s such a baby and has to tell on me all the time…wimp.
41. I love medicine.
42. I have Obsessive compulsive disorder when it comes to dishcloths. If they are hanging up on the fridge, stove or anywhere else in the kitchen they MUST COME DOWN!
43. I have yet to say a word other than “cheese”.
44. I know when someone says “say cheese” I am supposed to smile. I do love cheese.
45. I have 2 pairs of shoes.
46. I have too many blankets, but I use every one of them.
47. I am currently sick and keeping Kleenex in business.
48. I love books. I love to rip them too. It’s much more fun than reading. But I do look at them a lot too.
49. I love watching Daddy play Battlefield 1942 on the computer. It calms me down.
50. Mommy says I’ve said enough about me to satisfy anyone’s curiosity. Whatever that means. I think it means I have to stop before her head explodes.
I tag Uncle Seth. Oh, and mommy says you’re not allowed to tag Kadence because she’s had enough of making a lot out of nothing. I’m not sure what that means either, but you can’t tag Kady.
